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A Chemists notes

Post by Jessica Kiffer » Mon Mar 21, 2016 11:23 am

A fairly plain looking tumblr page, with mute advertisements for some odd pharmaceuticals or clinic along the sides of the page, the account name is 'Chemicae', and has a picture of her signature helm laid on some desk as profile picture 
I've received fan mail. Somehow.

No, really, some individual(s) requesting that I get a blog, I don't even know how they delivered them. To detail my diet as to get a form like this.

Now clearly, wouldn't want to break the hearts of any individual asking after going through so much effort, so to explain my diet last some week succinctly(Please do not take as dietary advice for yourself):

"Tubs of lard/butter", cheap, efficient energy, man. Never start a day without a stick of butter!

"Batteries", acids. And some other elements that I find inside, don't much fancy the taste, though.

"Plastics", I ate a plastic duck the other day at the party, I might've been high as a kite, might've also converted this plastic duck into even more drugs. It's nice when the world works out like that.

"Gravel", how do you think I keep my voice so smooth and soothing?- Actually it's alien space gravel and done in the name of SCIENCE(always capitalized), don't normally eat gravel(it tastes terrible, like everything else on this list), except when I'm trying to digest the next thing.

"Coke/bean cans", steel and aluminum, because why get iron in your system when you can get STEEL? Or aluminum, as it happens, sometimes wash it down with a shot glass of mercury.

And many more!- Might update the list later if I make a habit of eating something else((Is seen/heavily implied to eat any more things in roleplay))

With that request out the way, I feel like reminding everyone that we're still working on stopping this giant firey deathball glaring down at us(the asteroid, not the sun), and that we've got this quite well, and we're practically guaranteed to survive-mostly.

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Post by Butterfly of Doom » Mon Mar 21, 2016 12:00 pm

* Jaimie follows*
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Post by Jessica Kiffer » Wed Mar 23, 2016 9:02 am

So, lights been flickering a bit, was fairly surprised when it happened and I was sorta left in pitch darkness, almost got some drops of acid on my carpet

Rectified this by means of creating some ghetto glow-stick fluid to coat my room in, sorta looks like a rave now, except with less dubstep

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Post by Jessica Kiffer » Wed Mar 23, 2016 11:37 pm

Buggerers were making a ruckus outside again, explosions and things, couldn't leave my experiments alone though... Might grow legs and start wandering off(Not really, but I sometimes feel like they might)

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Post by Jessica Kiffer » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:19 am

Attached is an image, displaying a small clump of mycelia woven together in a bowl shape, inside; some faintly glowing sap

Here's a PSA for you all:

Do not eat any of the gooey stuff inside the space rocks. You'll regret it(probably die).

Source: I ate some

P.S No, that's not a safe to use bowl and it isn't for sale

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Post by Jessica Kiffer » Sun Jan 08, 2017 5:31 pm

After a long whiles inactivity, this blog lights up again, attached is an image featuring a dusty desk and lab equipment messily strewn across it

Eesh, guess it's time for some spring cleaning. What do you mean January isn't the last winter month?

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Post by Jessica Kiffer » Sat Jan 14, 2017 8:42 pm

A picture of a slightly scratched helmet is included in this post

It doesn't appear the Atlanteans are very friendly.

I suppose I am leaving retirement for this. You fucks.

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Post by Jessica Kiffer » Sat Jan 14, 2017 8:43 pm

On another note, Atlantean water tastes somewhat sweet.

viewtopic.php?f=12&p=11669#p11669

Dang. It's poison.

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Post by Jessica Kiffer » Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:08 pm

Today I learned, I hate sharks. Don't ask how I came to this conclusion.

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Post by Jessica Kiffer » Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:52 pm

The post has a picture attached, of a wood desk with a large hole seeming to have been formed near the middle of it

I was going to make a post today, but a jar of acid fell on my desk when this sudden earthquake happened.

Maybe I should investigate that.

Nah.

Need to replace desk.

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Post by Jessica Kiffer » Wed Feb 08, 2017 7:44 pm

Included is a picture of Chemicaes shoulder, and the absence of an arm underneath it


Seems we have a new Goddess in town.

Also, totally unrelated Note to Self; Say hi to Railgun again.

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Post by Jessica Kiffer » Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:40 am

I have recently learnt that I don't like German tanks. Don't ask why.

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Post by Jessica Kiffer » Tue Feb 21, 2017 10:22 am

Chem uploads a picture without text added underneath, it's a captioned image portraying a space man, he's throwing his arms into the air in rage, the caption reads, 'KAAAANG!'

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Post by Jessica Kiffer » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:13 am

She reposts a music video, below is a single word

*Rattle*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w

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Post by Jessica Kiffer » Tue Feb 28, 2017 7:22 pm

Included, is a picture of band of garlic, laid over a blanket

I've had enough of these buggering vampires in this buggering bugger house.

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Post by Jessica Kiffer » Thu Mar 16, 2017 7:43 pm

Freedom, it's rather worth it.

I think.

Hope.

Treasure it.

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Post by Jessica Kiffer » Sat Apr 22, 2017 9:08 am

Status update: Doing science

I swear I'm not going to eat the samples this time

On random note, I wonder if squishies can rust, hmm

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Post by Jessica Kiffer » Mon Apr 24, 2017 9:54 pm

[Included is a picture of a bulky looking bag, stuffed full of something]

I wonder how many grenades I should bring to this mission, I mean was fairly few that was needed last time

Hmm, then again, what if they all exploded in my bag...

Would be funny if I singlehandedly KO our expedition team. Pretty unfortunate though

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Post by Butterfly of Doom » Mon Apr 24, 2017 11:00 pm

Just don't eat the slime this time.
"The nerve of... Ugh!"- Celeste
"Our enemy is never as evil as we imagine." - Katyusha
"Utterly' is my favorite way to destroy something." - Alecta
"Turn your wounds into wisdom" - Anna
"..." - Eventide

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