Urban Survival with little al

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allock
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Urban Survival with little al

Post by allock » Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:20 am

a tall young man in a fish net top stands before a shaky camera and smiles pleasantly, his face is streaked with dirt and he looks a little off " come on one shoe hold the camera steady! you said you could do this , look green tooth tony is chomping at the bit to replace you, get it together". blinks wondering where that came from , he shakes his head and looks back into the camera smiling that sunshine smile of his" umm hello im little al and welcome to Urban survival , today were going to tackle one of the biggest issues facing us out here in the urban ju. juj. in the wilderness" the young man looks nervous as he stumbles over a word but he pushes on walking casually down the street as he talks to the still shaky but much more stable camera " food.. and where to find it".


the young man reaches down and a sucker from an ever present fanny pack as he says food and continues talking " now some of you may be saying, but little al there grocery stores and such, but silly viewer thats where your wrong , grocery stores don't let people inside.. i know i've try'ed they turn you away every time" he looks up and to the right a little "isn't that right one shoe" the camera nods up and down once and little al smiles and keeps walking.

" so first thing you gotta do is find out where the food is! " he places a finger on his nose and winks as they walk up to the plaza cafe " now a good rule of thumb is always check the garbage or a.c.g as we say on the street, and normally that's what you want to do every time accept one .. and that's at open air eatery's , a lot of times there's a gap between when the customer leaves and the bus boy shows up , ill demonstrate ". there's a a long interval of nothing just footage of people eating , finally a small family pays there check gets up and leaves , the camera shakes violently as it follows little al and his dash to the tale , the young mans hands blur as he stuffs his fanny pack with left overs,

" now remember all ways have some form of hands free bag.. even if its a sack on the table , you wana use a steady rhythmic hand motion stuff stuff eat , stuff stuff eat" and he puts words to action every third hand going to his mouth " now you usually only get one shot at this before the chase you off, all ways make sure to pick a good table.. you can afford to, you've been hungry a while a little longer wont hurt, pick tables with kids the more the better always a lot left over there or large groups work as well" theres a shout and little al looks up eyes wide " uh oh thats all the time we have for this episode of Urban survival, stay safe and survive " the young man delivers this last while breathing hard and running face turned to the camera as the last line finishes it snaps to black.

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